Loads of jokes have appeared here several times, you ould curmudgeon. It's unspoken good manners not to moan about it. Far better to just have a little rechuckle. Try to get into the spirit of the thread instead of suffering from Donuelitis. What jokes did he post, by the way, and if indeed he did post some, what percentage of his posts in this joke thread contain an actual joke? And how come you could manage "albeit" and "prior to" whilst omitting "on a daily basis"?

I had a dream last night that I was cutting up carrots with the Grim Reaper. I was dicing with death...

I did a gig in a fertility clinic. I got a standing ovulation.

I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button.


(Cheers to Tim Vine for those!)