"Kragytrash has the charm of a Colonoscopy"

It's a very unpleasant trait, is misrepresenting someone's chosen moniker just because they've called you out. But never mind about that (I'm sure that Raggytash doesn't give a flying fart. He's male, by the way, not a difficult thing to have gleaned after all these years, but, as you're so up your own bum you wouldn't have bothered to notice). I had two colonoscopies a few years ago and the second one in particular I found to be highly amusing in retrospect. "I'm going to pump air up your bottom now so that we can see things more clearly." "Yeah, fine...". Two minutes later: "Nurse, I seriously need to fart..." "Don't worry, Mr Shaw, I'm used to it. Just let it all go..." "But your face is three inches from my arse..."

And has anyone else got a tale about the aftermath of a barium enema?