Sean goes into a bar, has a seat and notices a lovely young woman at the end of the bar. He calls the bartender over and says, "Bartender, please if ya would be gettin me a pint of guinness, and please give that lovely young lass at the end of the bar a drink as well." The bartender says, "buddy, let me save you some time, she's a lesbian." Sean says, "I don't care a wee bit about that, give the lass a drink!". He does. a little while later Sean says, "Bartender, please if ya would be gettin me a pint of guinness, and please give that lovely young lass at the end of the bar a drink as well." the bartender tries again, "Buddy, I'm trying to save you some time here, she's a lesbian...." Sean says, "I don't care a wee bit about that, give the lass a drink!". This goes on for a while until Sean gets up the nerve, straightens his tie, and sits down next to the young woman and says, "So Lassie, what part of Lesbia are ye from????"

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