There are laws that make us happy,
There are laws that make us sad,
There are other laws that are just foolish,
And then some moe that are just bad
But of all the darn fool crazy notions
of al the foolish laws that we enact,
Sure the gem of the collection
Is a aw making skirts for that.

There are styles that show the ankles,
There are sytles that show the knee,
There are styles that show the disposition,
And some show personality.
There are styles that have a little meaning
That the eyes of man alone can see,
But the style that Eve wore in the garden
Is the style that appeals to me.

From pgs 179-180, Banquet Play "A DAY IN THE SENATE, 1923" put on by the Minnesota State Bar Association.

See online here:

https://www.google.com/books/edition/Proceedings/BcQ8AAAAIAAJ?hl=en&gbpv=1&dq=%22laws+that+make+us+happy%22+%22laws+that+make+us+sad%22&pg=RA2-PP183&printsec=frontcover