I went down town for to see my gal Bess.
She said, "My honey, I am all undressed!"
"Then slip on something and come down here!
So she slipped on a cake of soap and came down on her ear!
Oh alimony, I wanta live, anyway, till I die!

A horse and a flea and three blind mice
Were out in the barnyard a-playing dice;
The horse he slipped and he fell on the flea,
And the flea said, "Golly, that's a horse on me!"
Oh alimony, I wanta live, anyway, till I die!

Sorry, the above was an incomplete transcription. I overlooked the two verses that are on the following page.

See here: https://archive.org/details/1933-1972jameskennethlarson/page/n33/mode/1up