Donuel, your song reminded me of this one:

"Stuck In The Middle With You"

Well, you started off with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"

Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
Well, I don't think I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you


I thought that it was just a thought bubble and that it wasn't relevant to this discussion, but then I wondered whether it could relate to those poor unfortunate other Republican presidential candidates who are stuck in the middle between extremes with not a lot of room to move.