Then there are the radio travel presenters:
The M1 is heavy! Well, duh. it's made of rubble and concrete or asphalt. Of course it's heavy!

Traffic on the M1 is heavy!
Again, yes, and getting heavier with the switch to electric vehicles.

There are hold-ups on the M25
Well, apart from this not being news to anyone, are the hold-ups the Dick Turpin style, or belt & braces?