I started, but taste told me to shut up. This is serious...now you've gone and encouraged me...your fault!

O the times are hard for Barry Finn,
Liver, Barry's liver
Take the old one out, put the new one in
And it's time for Barry's liver

Liver, Barry's liver
Oh, liver, Barry's liver!
...oy..maybe not.

Maybe this one:
I dreamed a dream the other night
Bedpans, bedpans away my John
I saw a nurse, all dressed all in white
Bedpans, away.

She came to me at my bedside
Dressed all in white like some fair bride.

And in one hand, a shining bowl
And in the other, a Charmin roll

She made no sign, no word she said
I knew that I must dump in bed.

She took the pan, she said goodnight
And carried off the pan of...

And then awoke to hear the cry,
"No more onions for the Barry boy"