Jesus is hanging on the cross. He calls out weakly to his disciple Paul, "Paul, come to me..."

As Paul approaches the cross he is attacked and severely beaten by a bunch of Roman soldiers. He's knocked out.

Just as he's coming round, Jesus calls to him, "Paul, come to me..."

This time the soldiers really kick the shit out of him. He's bleeding from every orifice.

As he's lying there trying to collect himself, he hears Jesus calling him again, "Paul, come to me..."

This time, in spite of more vicious attacks, he just manages to crawl to the foot of the cross.

"What was it you wanted to say to me, o Lord?"

"I just thought I'd mention that I've got a great view of your house from up here..."