I hope not!

Seriously, I don't know whether I want to be irreverent. However, I can see Barry one day explaining all this to someone..."There I was, flipping trapped and miserable in the gosh darned hospital, waiting for a major operation, and these flipping idiots were writing flipping moronic songs about my gosh darned situation." ...or words to that effect.

We love you and want you through this quickly and as painlessly as possible so you can yell at us for writing dumb songs.