It's a joke thread, Steve!

A keen golfer gets married. They delay the honeymoon because he has some major competitions coming up. Through the first year, he is out on th÷ golf course whenever he is not at work. One day, he comes home to find his wife thumbing through one of his golfing magazine:

"I've just been looking at the price of your golf clubs - even second hand. If we sold them we could put the money towards a honeymoon trip to Europe. You spend too much time playing golf, anyway."

"You're beginning to sound like my ex-wife" he replies.

"Ex-wife? You never told me you'd been married before!"

"I haven't".


DC