I used to be half of a pantomime horse, but I quit while I was a head.


A horse walked into a bar. The surprised barman shouted, "Hey!" The horse said, "No thanks, just a pint. I've already eaten."


A white horse walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hey, we have a whisky named after you!"
"What?" said the horse, "You have a whisky called George?"

Doug, I've posted more jokes in this thread than anyone else, possibly more than all of youse put together. Know what I'm sayin'?