God, I love the occasional piano accordion joke...


Q. What's the definition of an optimist?

A. A piano accordionist with a mortgage.


A bloke goes to see his doctor.

"Doc, I haven't had a bowel movement in a week..."

"Hmm. I'll give you a mild laxative. Report back to me in a week."

A week later the bloke comes back: "Doc, still no movement!"

The doctor says, "Hmm, I'll give you a stronger laxative then..."

A week later he's back again: "Doc, STILL nothing!"

The doctor, worried, says, "We'd better get some more information. What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a professional piano accordionist, Doc."

The doctor looks up and says, "Well, that solves it! Here's ten quid. Go and get something to eat..."