This year the latest Trump trial will be in December...

I'm dreaming of a Trump Christmas
Just like the trials I used to know
Where the cameras glisten
And children listen
To hear jail cells closing in the snow,
I said, I'm dreaming of a Trump Christmas
With every MAGA hat he signs
Tho' he screams and hollers and whines
This Christmas will be about crimes.
I said, I'm dreaming of a Trump Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where reporters glisten
And the jurors listen
To testimony in the show
I'm dreaming of a Trump Christmas
With every bodyguard uptight
Tho' it takes
just one lone juror to hang
Don't know what Trump Christmas' will bring
I'm seeing more white fascists
With every cable show broadcast
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Trump rallies be white