An American tourist in Co Clare, pouring over a map. Padraic and Micheal are leaning over the gate. Tourist ambles over and asks them the way to Kilrush. Says Paddy "well if I was going to Kilrush, sure I would not start from here". Says Mick "well now, Sor, go left at the crossroads, right at O'Flaherty's huge barn wot burned down last year and, straight for 5 miles". Says Paddy "Sure, Mick, an make it 3 miles won't you? Can't you see the poor mans walking".