Woman: Rat-a-tat-tat (knocking on table)
Man: Who is that?
Woman: Only grandma's pussy cat
Man: What do you want?
Woman: A pint of milk
Where's your money?
Woman: In my pocket
Man: Where's your pocket?
Woman: Oh I forgot it
Man: Oh you silly old pussy cat!

Man: Rat-a-tat-tat
Woman: Who is that?
Man: Only grandma's pussy cat
Woman: What do you want?
Man: A pint of milk
Woman: Where's your money?
Man: In my pocket
Woman: Where's your pocket?
Man: Oh I forgot it
Woman: Oh you silly old pussy cat!

Transcribed from this Youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS21evPa0C4