The Days of the Week

Today is Monday,
Today is Monday,
Monday's a finger day,
Monday's a finger day,

    Are we all happy,
    You bet your ass we are,
    Da-da-da-da, da, da,(8)
    Da-da-da-da, da, da,

Today is Tuesday,
Today is Tuesday,
Tuesday's a ah-ah(9) day,
Tuesday's a ah-ah day,

    chorus

Wednesday...
Wanking day...

Thursday...
Drinking day...

Friday...
Fucking day...

Saturday...
Rugby day...

Sunday...
Day of rest... (sung quietly)

    8.    At this point, drink is put on top of head, and everyone twirls around in a circle.
    9.    Hand is held to mouth simulating oral sex.

March 14, 1999. Penguins RFC Song Book.