My name is Paco
And I sell Taco
I make a dollar a day
Her name is Lucy
She give me *****
I throw my dollar away

Under the cherry tree
I ask what she give to me
It's big and black
It's got a big crack
And she asked to do it with me

So I took out my hairy banana
And stuck it in the hole
She let out a scream
And I felt whipped cream
And that's what I did today

I learned this from my older brother when I was 8, 9, or 10, I believe, in Northern Virginia, though I don't know where he learned it from

Posted by Spaceman_Spiff, Jun 10, 2007 to theforce.net forum.


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