This from the NAAFi RAF Ahlhorn, West Germany circa 1956

Our's is not a happy family
No one laughs, and no one smiles
Mine's a dismal occupation
Crushing ice for Grand-dads piles.

Jane the Under-Housemaid vomits
Every morning just on eight,
To the horror of the Butler
Who's the author of her fate.

Aunty Jane has just aborted
for the twenty seventh time,
Uncle George has been deported
for a most unusual crime.

Life presents a dismal picture
Dark and dreary as the tomb
Fathers got an anal fissure
Mothers in bed with a prolapsed womb

Our is not a happy Family etc, etc
Sung to the tune of "Deutschland über alles" preferably with a glass of beer in the right hand