The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #171977   Message #4179472
Posted By: Bill D
19-Aug-23 - 10:11 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2023
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2023
Adam is looking sad and lonely, so God says
"I'll make you a mate. She'll be beautiful and lust after you constantly for sex.
She'll cook and clean and work full time and besides,she'll never nag you or mind when you go out drinking or golfing with your friends."

Adam smile happily and says, "That sounds great, what will it cost me?"

God says, "An arm and a leg!"

Adam says, "What can I get for a rib?"