The first song from the book mentioned in the opening post:
DID YOU EVER SEE
O, I got an Aunty Sissy, And she's only got one titty, But it's very long and pointed And the nipple's double jointed.
Chorus: Did you ever see, Did you ever see, Did you ever see Such a funny thing before.
I've got a cousin Daniel, And he's got a cocker spaniel, If you tickled 'im in the middle He would lift his leg and piddle.
Oh, I've got a cousin Rupert, He plays outside half for Newport. They think so much about him That they always play without him.
Oh, I've got a cousin Anna, And she's got a grand piana, She goes ram aram aram, Till the neighbour say "God Damn Her"
For fuller, and other vesrions of this song, see Hob Y Deri Dando where it appears as 'Hob Y Deri Dando' and 'Cosher Bailey' and other versions. That thread has a very thorough set of words and notes by Abby Sale in This comment! NP