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Thread #172623   Message #4179636
Posted By: Nigel Parsons
22-Aug-23 - 11:49 AM
Thread Name: Rugby Songs
Subject: RE: Rugby Songs
LULU

Some girls work in factories,
some girls work in stores,
But my girl works in a knockin' shop
with forty other whores.

Chorus: Oh, bang away Lulu,
       Bang away good and strong,
       What we to do for a good blow through,
       When Lulu's dead and gone?

Lulu had a baby, it was an awful shock
She couldn't call it Lulu 'cos
the bastard had a ****.

I took her to the pictures,
we sat down in the stalls,
And every time the lights went out
she grabbed me by the *****.

She and I went fishing in a dainty punt
And every time I hooked a sprat
she stuffed it up her ****.

I wish I was a silver ring
upon my Lulu's hand
And every time she scratched her ****
I'd see the promised land.

I wish I was a chamber pot under Lulu's bed.
And every time she took a piss
I'd see her maidenhead.


Irregular line lengths (whether or not to split the first line over two lines), Initial upper case/lower case for lines, etc. are not typos, but reflect my copy of the book.
Also I am not trying to correct lines to correct the scansion, nor where I recall singing them differently