I first met Nellie 'Awkins down the Old Kent Road. Her drawers were hanging down, 'Cos she'd been with Charlie Brown, I pressed a filthy tanner in her filthy bleeding hand 'Cos she was a low down whore.
She wore no blouses And I wore no trousers, And she wore no underclothes, And when she caressed me She damn near undressed me It's a thrill that no one knows. I went to the doctor, He said "Where did you block 'er?" I said "Down where the green grass grows." He said, quick as a twinkle, The pimple on your winkle Will be bigger than a red, red rose."