A random selection of what the Daily Mash thinks about Mugshot Man:

"Joe Turner said: 'I’ve turned around in Asda and seen this guy staring at me like that because I got between him and the white muffins.'"

“He thinks he looks tough? He looks like the morning after the first time a woman told him his impotence is his own fault and a big deal, and he’s going around outraged telling the whole bowls club."

“That’s the expression of a man who’s once again watching next door’s cat shit on his bedding plants. Or a poster advising you to get your prostate checked."