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Thread #6040 Message #4180403
Posted By: Felipa
31-Aug-23 - 04:28 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Teach Your Party Well
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Teach Your Party Well
refreshing this thread with its unanswered question
I searched for parodies of Teach Your Children Well, and I only came up with
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/crosbystillsnashyoung4.shtml
GIVE YOUR PARENTS HELL by Lionel MertenS
You… skipping out of school
You know the rules
About getting high
And you… go clean your room
Before it turns into a pig’s stye
Give… your parents hell
A rebel’s yell will quickly outcry
And feast… upon their fears
The ones they dread, the ones that won’t die
Do you ever take advice?
When they scold you, is it nice?
If you look into their eyes
You’ll see they love you
And you… who’s raisin' cain
Who causes pain in his fam’ly’s home life
Could you… have hurt them anymore?
You maybe sore but must you sow strife?
Give… your parents hell
It’s really swell
Of you to comply
And taunt… them in your teens
They make you sick, they have hurt your pride
Do you ever take advice?
When they scold you, is it nice?
If you look into their eyes
You’ll see they love you
AND
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/crosbystillsandnash1.shtml
BEAT YOUR CHILDREN - Alvin Rhodes
you...who have spawned a load
must have a code
that they all live by
when you...become incensed
don't get all tense
just let your fists fly
beat...your children well
their father's belt
makes them go "oh my "
they'll heed...you need not scream
they don't want licks
when papa goes by
don't you fret that they may die
when you let that buckle fly
when they misbehave, just cry
"i'm gonna club you"
and they'll....have tender rears
poor little dears
see how the blood flies
they'll be...respectful youths
you'll get the truth
and there'll be no lies
beat...your children well
and give them hell
don't be a good guy
you need...to let off steam
you wanna kick ?
just let that foot fly
don't you fret that they may die
when you let that buckle fly
when they misbehave, just cry
"i'm gonna club you"
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TEACH YOUR PARTY WELL ????