I was playing with my one eyed trouser worm, when I shot a wad, it blew up in the air, I should have aimed it better, it hit my Irish setter, while my mom was combing out his hair


There's a skeeter etc etc


Well I was desperate and I only had five bucks. So the wh@#e I bought was ugly,fat and old, I wouldn't have been willin without some penicillin but luckily her twat was full of mold

There's a skeeter etc etc


Lmao that's all I can remember hun lol hope this helps
.. I am actually struggling to find it myself so if I do ill give you the rest of it and likewise ?? best of luck to ya hun