Mudcat Café message #4181282

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Thread #172687 Message #4181282
Posted By: and e
10-Sep-23 - 08:28 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)

Toothbrush

Missed a Saturday dance,
Shat all over the floor,
Cleaned it up with my toothbrush -
don't clean my teeth much anymore !

c1989. Ron & the Rude Boys, Rude Rugby Songs, Vol. 4, track 17.