> Can you locate hell for us, have you any evidence of the changing
> temperatures there, if you can locate it.

* An article exists somewhere-or-other, and in various mutant forms, on a thermodynamics essay on "Deduce the temperature of Hell from first principles". The NSFW coda is a late addition.

* Satre: "Hell is other people." There's a related Asimov short story. Deducing the location and temperature is left as an exercise.

* My own contribution: it's the temperature of a barn dance at a hillbilly music festival on a summer's evening. The music I can tolerate, but I've got three left feet.