Ballad of (screwy,twisted, cork-screw) Dick

My brother and I were on the phone ... this week ... and he popped-off with one I had never heard. He stepped outside of family earshot.

It is sort of like "Canal Street" but with an American Truck Driver, various cities ... looking for the same twist as his unique appendage.

Bottom Line - he finds the right hole but his American Standard will not fit a European Union thread.

He says it was on a vynle recording recording about 3:00 minutes long ... circa late 60's.

I have found a few similar, "machinest" web drivel, about six lines worth.

What my brother spouted was a full three minutes.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle
Well... Idjet ... just ask your brother? Life ain't so simple. I was shocked.