Why aren't ant- protons called controns? And is there an anti- neutron that decays into a positron and an anti- proton if left alone for 15 minutes (or -15 minutes?)?

But my friend had a PET scan the other day, that works by anti-electrons (positrons). She didn't float away, but she'll need a nasty dose of chemo. I'm going to buy her some macassars when I've saved enough antimony.

Of course it was all predicted in the Vedas, and by King Herod Pater.