ENCHANTED OOZE
Enchanted Ooze is an edible glitter slime martini made with muddled pear and house-made green simple syrup. The outcome is a light, clean, fruit forward drink, far less ominous than its disturbing title.

Ingredients:
2.0 oz House-made pear infused Tito’s Handmade Vodka
2 Slices muddled pear
0.5 oz Egg whites
0.5 oz Midori Melon liqueur
0.5 oz House-made green simple syrup
Wilton Edible Glitter
Mist of Absinthe

Method:
Muddle fresh pear (2 slices). Add egg white, melon liqueur, green simple syrup and pear infused vodka. Shake hard with ice and pour into a martini glass. Pinch of glitter and two sprays of Absinthe.

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KOFEFE

Kofefe is a revenge drink suitable for divorcing couples or horrible bosses. The outcome is a disguised disgusting drink that is sure to peese. Not suitable for minors.

Ingredients:
3 oz. Stoli
1 oz. Kalua coffee liquer
1/2 oz Galliano
splash of lemon juice
as much urine as you think best.

serve over ice