Well we should just let it be known that if anyone has a procedure coming up, they can come to the Mudcat and ask about it ahead of time.... maybe as a Guest. I'd love a chance to tell about the internally-performed pelvic ultrasound I just had. Kidding aside-- serious. It was like a miracle.

I guess just writing the above is one way of getting thee word out. It seems EVERYONE at Mudcat reads the Breast Threads. We could use the word in titles on other urgent material and be assured all would report for the news!

BREASTS: Baldness Cure Found

And so on. The best (breast) prefix for threads.

BS = Breast Stuff.

MammoCRAM. I'll make a sticker on the printer and paste it on the machine when the nice techie lady steps out of the room. Hahahahhh!!! Where the patient can see it, but not the tech! Now if I can just influence the PR people who advertise these...

And that buddy system, we ought to suggest it be renamed-- you know, where you go with a friend for the mammosmash-- Two Boobs Times Two.

A new PR campaign, Have You Squashed Your Boobies Today?

For the door, a sign, ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.

~S~