Somebody's Wrong
Words: F the Ineffable
Tune: Rosin the Bow (also known as Acres of Clams)

It’s 2 o’clock in the morning
I haven’t gone to bed yet
Gotta sit here at the laptop, 'cause
Somebody’s wrong on the Net.

        Somebody's wrong on the net
        Somebody's wrong on the Net
        I know I’m right, so I’ll stay up all night
        Somebody's wrong on the Net.

Some of the listfolk are normal
Some are old hippies and freaks
Some spend their time reading gobbledegook
Upchucked by gobbledegeeks.

        Somebody's wrong on the Net
        Somebody's wrong on the Net
        Peevish and mean, they scream at the screen
        Somebody's wrong on the Net.

Once I was wrong about something
How could I ever forget
All of those guys who informed me
That I was wrong on the Net.

One fellow said I was stupid
One fellow told me I sucked
I sent a witty rejoinder
Telling them both to get a life.
        
        Somebody's wrong on the Net
        Somebody's wrong on the Net
        Stuck in their bubble, they love making trouble
        Somebody's wrong on the Net.