Ye gods, Doug, unpo your face! First, as with most jokes, the scene is totally unreal and ridiculous. Second, he "didn't sexually assault" her. She invited him!

Priest was having a round of golf with his mate.

At the first hole his mate took a swing and completely missed the ball. "Oh SHIT! Missed the bastard!" he shouted.

"Dearie me, my son. Watch your tongue. The Lord above doesn't want to hear that kind of language!"

Second hole, same thing happened. "SHIT! Missed the bastard again!"

"I've warned you, my son. Any more of that language and God may strike you down!"

Next hole, same thing. "SHIT! Missed the bastard AGAIN!!"

Suddenly, the clouds parted, a thunderbolt ripped through the clouds and the priest dropped dead. Came a mighty voice from the heavens, "SHIT! Missed the bastard!"