A cowboy is riding across the plains when he come across an Indian laying with his ear against the earth.

He asks, “what are you up to?”

The Indian replies, “Two horses pulling a wagon…a man, two women and a kid on board.”

Impressed, the cowboy says, “That’s amazing, you can tell all that from listening to the vibrations?”

The Indian replies, “No, they just ran over me.”


(I did look up whether "Indian" is regarded as derogatory and couldn't find a settled answer. So I've risked it!)