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Thread #2952 Message #4186949
Posted By: and e
02-Sep-23 - 07:17 PM
Thread Name: Poems of A.A.Milne Set to Music/Christopher Robin
Subject: RE: Poems of A.A.Milne Set to Music/Christopher Robin
They're changing guards at Buckingham Palace,
Christopher Robin goes down on Alice,
Alice is marrying one of the guard,
"A soldier's dick is terribly hard",
Says Alice.
posted by PeterMcDermott on the metafilter.com forum on March 18, 2008.
See here: https://www.metafilter.com/69985/The-Platonic-Blow