It's the deviation from the thread title that gets me. The opening post was addressed to me specifically and promised to simplify his arcane ramblings. It has failed to achieve that object quite spectacularly. It has become a platform for said ramblings and not only explains nothing but tries to imply that I am stupid because I do not understand the workings of his weird mind.

Still, it does achieve a couple of things. Firstly, it reassures me that it is not just me that has no idea what he is on about half the time and, secondly, it keeps all the shite he spouts in one place :-)