OK, folks, you provoked me into it:

Herself's cousin was in the Belgian police force. He was brought in on a case where a coloured cyclist, wearing black at night, and cycling without lights along (I *think*) the English side of the road, was hit by a vehicle and put in hospital. As the cyclist could speak neither Flemish nor French, Herself's cousin was brought in as interpreter. He reported to us that the cyclist kept saying: "But I put out my hand to turn right ...."