Dale, Thanks for the lyrics. I've been looking a long while. This song was a lot of fun when I was a kid too. I remember my Dad playing it and we would just howl with laughter. Gene, Thank you for the chords...an added bonus and a great time saver for me. I love to play these old songs, but it takes me an incredibly long time to "hear" the chords in even the simple ones. Thanks again, Keep on Playin' Dan