The song below is bawdy traditional drinking song.

If you are easily offended, please do not read or post to this thread. It will disappear from the thread list faster that way.

I will be posting transcriptions of field recordings, example & variant texts, and, ultimately, evidence the song can be dated to at least the 1920s with some evidence that it was known during WWI.

82. I LOVE MY WIFE
Melody—Itself
Comment: Another classic. Popular in the Air Force, but not well known in the hash. Will tape melody for you.

I love my wife, yes I do, yes I do,
I love her truly,
I love the hole that she pisses through,
I love her lily white tits and her ruby red lips,
And her little brown asshole,
I'd eat her shit, gobble-gobble, chomp-chomp,
With a rusty spoon (with a rusty spoon).

1994. Song 82, Hash Hymnal of Paul Woodford, TXT file, This was sent to Ed Cray in 1994.