I Love My Wife

I love my wife,
yes I do,
yes I do,
I love her dearly.
I love the hole (I love the hole),
She pisses through (she pisses through).
I love her tits-diddly-its-diddly-its,
And her big brown asshole.
I'd eat her shit (gobble gobble gobble gobble),
With a rusty spoon (with a rusty spoon)!

Second (or whatever number you're on) verse same as the first,
A little bit louder and a whole lot worse.
I love my wife,
Yes I do,
Yes I do....

November 1, 2004, retrieved from geocities.com/rugbysongs/rugbsongs.htm

Seems to be an endlessly repeated version...