I LOVE MY WIFE

I love my wife, yes I do, yes I do
I love her dearly, I love her hole she pisses through
I love her tits, diddly-its, diddly-its
And her nut-brown arsehole
I eat her shit gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
With a rusty spoon.

February 2001, SRC Thor SONGBOOK, [songbook of the Student Rugby Club Thor, a student rugby club in Delft, Netherlands]. This Dutch songbook has some English language songs.


Retrieved from www.madridlionsrfc.com/downloads/SONGBOOK.pdf on July 24, 2009.