I LOVE MY WIFE

CHORUS:
I love my wife, yes I do, yes I do,
I love her truly.
I love the hole that she pisses through.

I love her ruby red lips, her lily white tits,
And the hair around her asshole.
I’d eat her shit,
Gobble, gobble, slurp, slurp,
With a rusty spoon, with a rusty spoon.

CHORUS

I love her matted black hair, and her dirty underwear
And the smell of her vagina
I’d eat her cunt
gobble, gobble, slurp, slurp,
If she asked me to, if she asked me to.

June 1, 2002. USAF Series Utility After-Flight Manual: Bone Driver's Handbook [37th Bomber Squadron B1-B songbook]. pgs 10-11, MS-Word file.



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