How does every good fighter pilot song start?

Da-da-da-ta-da TITS!

Speaking of tits, every fighter pilot songfest has to start with this one song
that shows the endearment we have for our spouses, significant others or just hangers-onners around the bar.

I love my wife
Yes I do, Yes I do
I love her truly
I love the hole that she pisses through
That she pisses through
I love her ruby red lips
And her lilly white tits
And the hair around her asshole
I'd eat her SHIT
Gobble gobble, chomp chomp
with a rusty spoon
with a rusty spoon

And there was granny swinging on the outhouse door -- Without her nightie,
Yelling, "Boys, more! More! More!".

Track #2, "I Love My wife" on 2003, A Night at the Bar with the Boys. It was recorded by Sneedo, G, and Tommy T, aka T-Bone, aka Face (a trio of US Air Force Warthog pilots) in St. Thomas Church, Glenhoola, Scotland in 1989 and originally issued on cassette.