.... one that I remember is a parody on the song, "Don't get around much anymore." The verse of the song is:

Missed the Saturday dance,
heard they crowded the floor
It's awfully different without you,
don't get around much anymore

Thought I visit the club,
got as far as the door
I just couldn't bear without you,
I don't get around much anymore

The parody was:

Missed the toilet last night,
Shit all over the floor,
Wiped it up with my toothbrush,
Don't brush my teeth much anymore.

Anyway, that's it. Don't tell my wife I told you these songs.

From an email dated September 6, 2005 from Lewis Becker to the BALLAD-L email list (anyone remember that email list?).