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Thread #172687   Message #4190218
Posted By: and e
11-Sep-23 - 06:44 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
I have a little song I'd like to sing to you. It goes to the tune of "missed the Saturday dance".

"Missed the toilet last night"
"Peed all over the floor
"Wiped it up with my toothbrush
"Don't brush my teeth any more."

Pretty cute, hay what?


. Letter from Evabell Bell to her husband Jack Bell.



Bell, Evabel, "1944-03-31, Evabel to Jack" (1944). Jack P. Bell Second World War Correspondence Collection. 378.

https://digitalcommons.chapman.edu/bell_collection/378