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Thread #165631   Message #4191560
Posted By: GUEST,Holly
24-Oct-23 - 02:05 AM
Thread Name: ADD: Songs of the Ancient Matriarch (Holly Tannen)
Subject: I'm Not A Boy
I’m Not A Boy
Words: F the Ineffable
Tune: The Yellow Rose of Texas or any good tune

I‘m not a boy, said little Fred
Dylan’s OCD
I’m ADHD, Joni said,
And Paul is gluten-free.

Kay said, I’m going to be a geek
And work at Livermore
Jim cried, I am a Jesus freak
Said Kurt, I worship Thor.

Their mothers told them not to shout
Or quarrel as they played.
“I’m glad they’ve got that sorted out
Before they start first grade.”