There was a little chickee and he wouldn't lay an egg,
So I poured hot water up and down his leg,
Well the little chickee hollered,
And the little chickee begged,
And the little chickee laid a hard-boiled egg.

Pretty gruesome, but we sang it as kids.

Then
Boom, boom ain't it great to be crazy
Ain't it great to be nuts
Silly and foolish all day long
Boom boom diddyada, boom boom