The couple in the Bently were extremely drunk when they returned from a Casino and drove 80mph when they hit an inclined concrete barrier that separated lanes at the 'toll booth' sending them up up and over an 8 foot fence nose-diving into the booths.

I am considering using a very old marine salvage law that would allow me to claim the 1,500 sq. mile ice berg as floating real estate. The only problem is I would have to go there. A beaver plane with skis should do the trick.