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Thread #172914   Message #4193005
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
05-Dec-23 - 12:48 PM
Thread Name: BS: Funny witticisms
Subject: RE: BS: Funny witticisms
Me on a bus home one night when a bunch of teens started to giggle when one of them called me a fat bloke.

"I can lose weight. What can you do about your face?"

I must say I felt a bit guilty when her friends erupted with laughter and she went bright red. I forgave myself though :-)